According to my research, Free Speech Alley will feature some wonderful people tomorrow who know you are going to hell. One of my favorite pastimes is observing and/or provoking such people in their natural habitats. According to my readings, you are going to hell if you are any of the following:
- Fornicator
- Rock ‘n’ roller
- Sodomite
- Feminist
- False Religionist
- Drunkard
- Doper
If you’re like me and can fit into just about every single one of these categories, come join me for a pre-hell party/IRL trolling session tomorrow in Free Speech Alley at the LSU Union. I’ll be there around 10:30 A.M. and stay for a while, as it’s supposed to be a lovely day. My partner in crime, saltwaterandsunshine, will also show her lovely face later on.
I will bring COOKIES and the biggest trollface I can print out (Credit to hatecrimesandcanadiandimes for the amazing idea!). I might also suggest a nametag listing your proud reason for your eternal time in hell.
It should be a fun time. Don’t worry about being awkward because I sure as hell will be. :D
RSVP to this post. Or just show up and look for Internet People.
-Heidi
Oh, I can’t wait to flaunt my sins. I may just bring a hand basket.
Yes. I’ll be the one thumping a book…not a bible, The God Delusion.
Fuck. I have class at 1030. I’ll ne there at 1130 though!
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Fuck My Life, I’m in class right now!!
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LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY LIFE. SEE YOU IN 30!
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Oh my god, please take pictures!
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Biology at 12:30, so I have an excuse to haul my ass to campus. Maybe I’ll be there~
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I have a break from 10:30 to 11:30, so I may actually attend this. :D
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i wanna geaux!!!
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YES! Weird, huh? I feel like everyone knows my life because I have no censor on this blog haha.
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What?! You mean I’d actually meet the people I’ve been talking to online now for however many months in the flesh?! :>
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myroommatewasacyborg said:
I will be there. Probably late, but I’ll show.
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Fuck. I have class at 1030. I’ll ne there at 1130 though!
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Yes. I’ll be the one thumping a book…not a bible, The God Delusion.
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loverandnotafighter said:
Brother Jed!!!!!!!
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Oh, I can’t wait
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I’ve been called out...being “drunk on...levee last night”...
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